What is the one thing you hate that everybody else loves? dogs.

Two books everyone should read are: anything by bukowski and for god sakes, read a fucking dictionary every once in a while.

If you could change one thing about Vermont, it would be: put it in the carribean

I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are religious fanatics and people who pay with pennies

On a Saturday night you will most likely find me black out drunk starting a fight at denny's

My favorite part about winter is nothing

My favorite snack is bacon

My astrological sign is virgo and that gives me the right to ?

I always yell at the TV when i think someone stole my tv last week. or maybe i never had one

I couldn't live without bacon

One sport I will never get is cricket

If you have a pet, it better not be dog. dogs fucking stink

The first section I turn to in Seven Days is i spy. then i pretend i was the sassy brunette arguing over vegan brownies at the farmers market last wednesday

The quickest way to my heart is always sunny in philidelphia The quickest way to my bed is be a female under 40 And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked of premis

Something I learned from the last person I dated is anal

It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm there's no fucking way i'm up at 10 on a sunday

Something people keep buying me as gifts and I never use is condoms. just kidding.

When I die, I believe I will go to cumberland farms to grab a few things on my way to hell

Shower singer or Karaoke singer

Church or Brunch

Electric or Acoustic

Ski or Snowboard

Email or Snail mail