Creating an internet profile has its advantages and disadvantages. One being that most profile ads (no sure if “ad” is the right word) are boring and stale … “Hi, I’m me… looking for a nice person. Ummm I like to hike, camp… you know everything everyone else likes to do” Not that there is anything wrong with this approach… Come on, live a little! I want to do something different…

The Earl Grey tea tasted refreshing. It had been two minutes since his last sip and the urge to drink begun to swell deep within his mind. He stared attentively at his computer screen. He stared into the LSD pitch knowing that the screen was damaging his retina, but he didn’t care. The cursor blinked as if calling him to play with it, to strike the various keys and allow it to dance across the screen like a youthful child.
The Earl Grey was getting cold now and he thought to himself that if he had ‘super-powers’ he’d be able to warm his tea and continue with his work.

He gave a slight chuckle at the thought of “work”. Today he had decided to put an ad out on a singles web site. Of course this was completely unorthodox in his “normal” methods of dating/courting, but lately more and more people were turning to this method. He took a deep sigh and thought he’d become one of the flock, a sheep and he struggle to find the right words to “best describe himself”.
Well, I am creative he thought. A smile came over his face and he finally had the perfect idea…